For those of us on the East Coast, it felt like spring really arrived this week. And not a moment too soon.

The weather is getting nicer. The allergies are getting worse. My goodness are my allergies getting worse. Please someone make it stop.

OK, sorry about that. But as the weather turns maybe we should all just…stay inside and read tweets. Because I’ve yet to be allergic to a tweet. Sure, the platform is getting weirder and worse by the day, but it’s never made me sneeze. So there’s that.

That in mind, per usual, we’ve collected the best tweets of the week. There were some good ones. Please enjoy eight very good tweets.

1. Arizona Iced Tea absolutely nailed it with this tweet. That is the perfect way to spend a single dollar.

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2. I don’t know how a human being comes up with a tweet like this, but it is so good.

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3. OK, but would this work? Like…maybe?

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4. A wonderful play on a classic meme format.

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5. I, too, cannot get this choice right for the life of me.

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6. This is just such a good roast (and also my parents basically had these sheets).

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7. An obligatory, very good dril tweet.

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8. And finally, everything you could want from an airport.

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